I can’t be taken credit for this one, Mates! It was none other than Richard Pini of ElfQuest.com who had posted this one:
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel on his male member.
The bartender says, “Uh, do you know you have a ship’s wheel on your ‘thing’ “?
The pirate says “ARRRR! I know! It drives me nuts!”
Enjoy!
Visit the PirateBooty.net Store and check out the huge “sail” that we’re having on everything piratey!
We have everything from a wide variety of Men’s Pirate T-Shirts with an assortment of colors, phrases, you name it! We even made some Dress Shirts with pirate stuff on them! Want to go golfing with the guys? Slap one of these on!
But the ladies need not worry! There’s plenty of Pirate T-Shirts For Women as well that’s all on “sail”! We even have a large assortment of tank tops as well! Are you a wonderful plus sized model? Don’t worry, lass! We forget no one when it comes to PirateBooty.net! We have shirts for Plus Sized Models as well! And when I say we forget no one - I mean it! That’s right - you’re there saying that you’re pregnant with no “fun clothes” to wear? Well, mateys! Look no further! PirateBooty.net loves you ladies who bring more Pirates into the world - so for you we offer an assortment of PirateBooty.net Pregnant Wear!
So come by! Check out the store! Check out the “sails”! And pass the word around! Word of mouth is the best form of advertising and we’d love your help!
Here’s some things you can find in our store currently! (And this by no means is all of them!)
For the Ladies:
FRONT:
BACK:
Some of the ladies complained that they didn’t want a HUGE pirate skull on their chest (though most didn’t mind it if there was a pirate on their chest… if you know what I mean). At any rate, we listened and developed new shirts for the ladies that bare a smaller logo… Here’s some examples:
FOR THE MEN:
And these are by no means all of the shirts available! There’s plenty more! There’s some for men, women, pregnant women, and whatever else you can put a shirt on! So come by the PirateBooty.net Store and pick something out for yourself or a fellow pirate lover!
We be needin’ your help mateys! We need to get the word about PirateBooty.net out a bit more! If ye could do me a favor and repost this blog in your own ship logs - or even a link to it - it’d be much appreciated! We’re goin’ to be branchin’ out soon into shirts that are not Pirate Related - but still have the same twisted sense of humor of the PirateBooty Store! Those shirts should be landin’ in me store soon enough! In the meantime, let me remind ye of some of the things we have!
Here’s some things you can find in our store currently! (And this by no means is all of them!)
For the Ladies:
FRONT:
BACK:
Some of the ladies complained that they didn’t want a HUGE pirate skull on their chest (though most didn’t mind it if there was a pirate on their chest… if you know what I mean). At any rate, we listened and developed new shirts for the ladies that bare a smaller logo… Here’s some examples:
FOR THE MEN:
And these are by no means all of the shirts available! There’s plenty more! There’s some for men, women, pregnant women, and whatever else you can put a shirt on! So come by the PirateBooty.net Store and pick something out for yourself or a fellow pirate lover!