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The count down has begun and the deadlines be fast approachin’ mateys!

But ye got nothin’ to fear! I will lead ye to the treasures that ye will be soon needin’! Talk Like A Pirate Day is rapidly approachin’ (Sept 19th for those of ye not savvy in the ways!) – and not everyone can always fully dress in Pirate Attire – but a Pirate T-Shirt can certainly make a statement for you!

And at PirateBooty.net we specialize in Pirates With Crass rather than Pirates With Class! The PirateBooty.net Store! Get your Pirate Tees And Wear’em on Sept 19th and show off that Pirate Pride! Yarr!

With the most beautiful fiery red hair, to match her fiery spirit, Monica modeled her PirateBooty gear!

Here’s Monica on her crimson bike (notice, they kindly match her sleeves! Even a Pirate Maiden knows how to match!)

Monica runs into some local Pirate trouble, demanding a piece of her booty!

And when she said she wouldn’t hand over her booty, she got into a little trouble…

Monica poses with some local Pirates (my personal favorite from Monica, thus far!)

If the Incredible Monica has spiked your interest in purchasing PirateBooty gear – feel free to head into the PirateBooty Store! We have shirts for men, women – heck, even pregnant woman! Anyone who loves pirates or has a slightly twisted sense of humor should be able to find something there!

If you have a MySpace page, please come by the PirateBooty MySpace page and send us a friend request! And if you’re interested in checking out the beautiful model for these photos – swing by Monica’s page and let her know PirateBooty sent you her way!

Here’s some things you can find in our store currently! (And this by no means is all of them!)

For the Ladies:

FRONT:

BACK:

Some of the ladies complained that they didn’t want a HUGE pirate skull on their chest (though most didn’t mind it if there was a pirate on their chest… if you know what I mean). At any rate, we listened and developed new shirts for the ladies that bare a smaller logo… Here’s some examples:

FOR THE MEN:

And these are by no means all of the shirts available! There’s plenty more! There’s some for men, women, pregnant women, and whatever else you can put a shirt on! So come by the PirateBooty.net Store and pick something out for yourself or a fellow pirate lover!

Hello Pirate Lovers! Be sure to stop by the PirateBooty.net Store and look through some of the shirts and things we have available! We’re considering branching out into things that just aren’t pirate specific (but still dirty/double meaning/sexually suggestive). So we may have some new merchandise in the stores soon!

In the mean time, take a look at some of these classics that are waiting for you to purchase them:

For the Ladies:

FRONT:

BACK:

Some of the ladies complained that they didn’t want a HUGE pirate skull on their chest (though most didn’t mind it if there was a pirate on their chest… if you know what I mean). At any rate, we listened and developed new shirts for the ladies that bare a smaller logo… Here’s some examples:

FOR THE MEN:

And these are by no means all of the shirts available! There’s plenty more! There’s some for men, women, pregnant women, and whatever else you can put a shirt on! So come by the PirateBooty.net Store and pick something out for yourself or a fellow pirate lover!