I can’t be taken credit for this one, Mates! It was none other than Richard Pini of ElfQuest.com who had posted this one:
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel on his male member.
The bartender says, “Uh, do you know you have a ship’s wheel on your ‘thing’ “?
The pirate says “ARRRR! I know! It drives me nuts!”
Enjoy!